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When the Value Prop Collapses
Travel, home ownership and education are no longer paying off
Aug 24 • 
Stefan Schumacher
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July 2025

Is Debt So Bad?
How you could use leverage to enhance your portfolio
Jul 13 • 
Stefan Schumacher
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June 2025

How to Invest for Job Loss
Strategies that might help you survive
Jun 20 • 
Stefan Schumacher
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April 2025

Hello Darkness My Old Friend
Markets are collapsing, what will you do next?
Apr 6 • 
Stefan Schumacher
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February 2025

Nation of Misery
No amount of economic prosperity will make Americans happy
Feb 19 • 
Stefan Schumacher
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January 2025

5 Funky ETFs for 2025
Adding new wrinkles to a diversified portfolio
Jan 29 • 
Stefan Schumacher
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December 2024

Fartcoin
The inexplicable rise of assets that do nothing
Dec 17, 2024 • 
Stefan Schumacher
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October 2024

Stay Humble
US stocks have underperformed gold for more than 20 years
Oct 23, 2024 • 
Stefan Schumacher
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August 2024

The Unbearable Cost of Memories
Watching our children grow up is heartbreaking. Does it have to be?
Aug 27, 2024 • 
Stefan Schumacher
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No Downside?
New ETFs offer 100% protection. But at what cost?
Aug 6, 2024 • 
Stefan Schumacher
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July 2024

The Macabre Election
Three ideas I would propose as a presidential candidate
Jul 19, 2024 • 
Stefan Schumacher
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June 2024

The Food Stamps Portfolio
Will the 60/40 leave you destitute?
Jun 26, 2024 • 
Stefan Schumacher
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